You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Randomize
