i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
