I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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