He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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