I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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