found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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