Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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