Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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