Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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