There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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