You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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