Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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