dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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