We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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