I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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