Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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