How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I wish life had little blips of pornography
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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