she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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