OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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