I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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