marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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