I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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