i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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