Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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