what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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