Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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