he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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