Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
