I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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