I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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