After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
