ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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