I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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