All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
