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every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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