so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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