With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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