I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
This house was built for laser tag.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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