69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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