I don't remember. Are we still dating?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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