i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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