I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
