For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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