went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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