I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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