i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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