I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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