Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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