It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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