She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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