just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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