I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
she pinky promised me she was 18
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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